Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Celebrity Guess: POTUS and Donald Trump

In case you missed it, here is Donald's proposal to our Commander in Chief:




My Celebrity Guess is the following: That Donald Trump surpasses the meaning of Fame Whore, and that some celebrity (or celebrities) will now offer the President five million dollars or more to his favorite charity to not show Donald Trump anything.

This is clearly racially motivated.  Let's get real here.

That being said, I'll still watch Celebrity Apprentice though.

Celebrity Guess: Brad Pitt's Chanel No. 5 Ad

After giving it some thought, I think it sounds as if he could be talking to/about Angelina, saying his vows or something.  He could have just as easily said her name at the end as opposed to Chanel No. 5.


I know this ad has gotten made fun of and caught a lot of flak, but I actually dig it.  Additionally, I agree with Sherri Shepard--it's as if he is talking to me.  When he looks at that camera, he's looking at me.

Sorry Angie!

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Celebrity Guess: Fred Armisen SNL WTH?

So...

I sporadically watch SNL, but was prompted to do it moreso than usual due to the Presidential Debates.  I had my eyes peeled for my boy Fred Armisen, but...

Found someone that's else playing our great President.


I thought to myself, "Huh--maybe Armisen left the SNL family recently, and I hadn't heard of it."  I check the credits and voila--Fred is still THERE.  And not only is he still in the cast, they often have him in the same scene with this "new" Obama.



What gives, SNL writers?

Fred's had four years to perfect this performance, and there's no way in hell this guy [Jay Pharoah] can (or is) out-shining him in the POTUS impersonation.  Did they replace him cause he's black?

They need to bring Armisen back, ya'll.

P.S.

Matthew Morrison or Gabe from The Office should have played Paul Ryan in a skit.  Seriously.

Monday, October 22, 2012

Celebrity Guess: Lea Michelle Preggers

So, there have been rumors floating around that Glee's Lea Michelle is pregnant, due to this photo:


I have to say, considering how much training and dancing she does for the show, it's hard to believe this is just a burger baby or period bloat.  Apparently, Michelle has taken to twitter to say that no, she is not knocked up with her co-star's baby.

My guess is that she is, and is waiting to release the news until she's got a rock on her finger.  

I actually saw a woman last night who was five months pregnant, with a stomach flat as a board.  Seriously.



Friday, October 12, 2012

Celebrity Guess: Vice Presidential Debate 2012

Last night, my Vice President set the debates on FIRE.


Vice President Joe Biden was cavalier, confident, kicked ass and took names.  He exposed Paul Ryan for the fraud that he is, and boy was that guy's nerves apparent.  How much water did he drink during the ninety minutes?

I think Biden's reaction of laughter was at the absurdity of Ryan's comments and blatant lies and backtracking. His reactions were honest, and frankly, if it were me, I'd have laughed my ass off too. #JoeBidenKeepsItReal



Anyway, my guess for today boys and girls is that when Romney/Ryan loses, that Paul Ryan will end up playing a dad or something on a new CW show.  He does have the face for it.  Or maybe some goofy romantic comedy.  It could work.

Thursday, October 11, 2012

Celebrity Guess: Kardashian/West Baby

Just heard the news that Reggie Bush and his girlfriend (who gives me the impression Reggie mos def has a type) are expecting.  First let me say, congrats to the happy couple!


But this now leads me to my celebrity prediction: This news will kick Kim Kardashian's (who mos def has a type) biological clock into over drive, giving her the desire to have a baby of her own.  She and Mr. West have already been looking for a place to buy together in Miami (and by "place" I mean mansion), and there have been talks of marriage--intimate settings on the beach and so forth.



And let's not forget the occasional matching outfits.


Methinks the baby will not only come first, but a pregnancy will be announced in the upcoming months.  Well, they look to be in love, at any rate.

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Celebrity Guess: Beauty and the Beast

The CW is bringing in the fall season with a few new shows, one of which is the remake of an adaptation (of sorts) of Beauty and the Beast.


I had the opportunity to see the pilot (which airs tomorrow night on the CW) at San Diego Comic Con, and I have to say...

Wasn't impressed.

I liked how the cast was diverse as far as the co-stars were concerned, but Kristin Kreuk's acting--sorry, I'm not buying.  She can't carry a show.  Why oh why don't these execs and casting directors know that pretty can only get you so far?


Also, whoever directed/edited the first ep did a crappy and rush job, in my opinion.  The story should have been slowed down; too much was attempted to be crammed into the first 43 minutes or so of the first ep.

That being said, Jay Ryan is adorable, and the fangirls will go mad for him.  I think this show will make it to episode 8 before getting the axe.

Celebrity Guess: An Introduction

Hello, Friends.

This will be a blog that will share my flights of fancy.  All predictions are based on nothing, and meant for sheer entertainment value.  My entertainment, that is, and hopefully yours.  This blog will cover the following:

Celebs
Celeb relationships
Film
TV
The future of entertainment

And with so many remakes and reboots, shoddily done, the future of entertainment is starting to look a tad bleak, my friends!

Hope to see you here, though!

~Fangirl